EARTH is an exciting
planet. Mount St. Helens is firing up again; the southern
U.S. coasts are battling more hurricanes and tropical storms. Who's
winning? Not likely the terraqnganpu'! Makes you wonder if
the earthers will survive another 50 years of life without our Empire
We're gonna take this rock anyhow, shouldn't we do it before they ruin
the place? That's why KAG's new focus for 2005 will be OPERATION:
Stake your claim! Let the earthers know we're here to rule.
Announce it on your convention door signs - "We claim this space in the
name of the Klingon Empire. Sincerely, the Klingon Assault
Group. Complaints may be filed with the feddie captives inside."
Place an ad to that effect in the
convention program. Slap a few signs on the backs of unsuspecting
feddie officers! Take inventory of the places you claim in your
newsletters. Take a prized piece of their real estate.....in
fact, take several!
We have met the regime change, and they are us! Let the earthers
know we're here to liberate them of their planet. Glory is ours!
- Kerla epetai-MaHcha'
628 Buckeye St.
Klingon Assault Group