PARTIES, FEASTS, AND FESTS
There are many elements to running a good party. We of the
Scarlet Shield Quadrant have thrown a couple of rocking parties
recently and here's how we did it.

One of the first things you need to throw a good room party is to
find a party friendly convention, held at a party friendly
hotel. It should have a party floor, so you won't get shut
down early or have noise complaints. Making sure people know
where and when your party is is always a good thing. Having
an eye catching sign with clear details of when and where is
important (we were lucky enough to find an artist to make a sign
for us) [Editor's note: Party graphic at left]. Good places
to post your sign are near registration, near or in hotel
elevators and near function space (make sure to take them down the
next day).
Set the stage for your party. Decorations are good, but not
so many as to interfere with the flow of the party or that may get
knocked over and broken. We used our fleet banner, and
posted Klingon sayings and toasts (with translations) on the
walls. Our big cauldron of bloodwine was certainly a
centerpiece. We also threw an animal pelt over the
couch. Cover or remove the television if you can, and hide
the phones. In a room party, music is not always a good
idea, because you want people to talk and mingle.

Next, the food. Remember
that some of your guests may not appreciate the tangy flavors that
Klingons enjoy, so have choices available. We are a well
traveled race, and there is nothing wrong with incorporating some
of the dishes that we have seen in our travels. At our
recent room party at SFContario (local Toronto convention), one of
the more popular choices was the tribble meatballs (tip: the
meatballs were cooked in advance, and reheated in a crockpot at
the hotel). Don't just see the
Star Trek Cookbook as
your only source of inspiration; look to the wide variety of party
books and magazines and cookbooks that are out there as a source
of things that can be made in advance or can be easily be reheated
in a hotel room. A hotel room with a microwave and a bar
fridge is useful.
Many people like to use the bathtub filled with ice for drinks; I
prefer, if a big cooler is available (you can use it transport the
food), to fill it with ice and beverages so the bathroom is
available for guests. There are many recipes out there for
bloodwine, but my favorite tip to add "blood clots" to your
bloodwine is to use a food processor to puree frozen strawberries
or raspberries; ideally keep them frozen until you add them to the
punch. The bloodwine we served at SFContario was one of the
most popular things about our party. We had both alcoholic
and non-alcoholic bloodwine available. The non-alcoholic was
served in the cauldron, and the alcoholic was served in pitchers
we borrowed from the hotel, and clearly labelled.
Another important element is getting help. If you can, have
someone to help set up, and someone else to help clean up
afterwards. Prepare as much in advance as you can, so all
you have to do is set things up. We used two crock pots, and
had made some homemade dips. We had "Trek" names for all our
foods (this is where the
Star Trek Cookbook comes
in handy).

These were some of the
elements that made our first room party at SFContario a
success. Holding the party on a Friday night also meant that
we had less competition and more time to enjoy the rest of the
convention because our party was out of the way. It's also a
good time to throw a party because that's when you have the most
energy. A good thing to remember is that being a party host
is like being at Camp Khitomer: at a room party at a convention,
there might be someone who might make your hackles rise, but a
good slug of bloodwine will cover the urge to reach for your
disruptor (which has been safely tucked away in the other
room). We measured our success in that every guest of honor
came to our party, and one of our honoured guests was Dr. Lawrence
Schoen, head of the KLI, who wsa at the party most of the evening
regaling us with stories, and much to my chagrin (and delight)
correcting my Klingon pronunciation.
Thanks to good advertising the party was packed from the moment we
opened the doors until the bloodwine ran out. We created a
facebook page for the event as well and invited most of our
facebook friends to attend. On the page, we tempted them
with the impending delights that would be at our party.

The next party I took on was the 11th
annual KAG Feast. A party of that size needs a plan of
attack. While a little dull, lists can be your friend.
They help you keep track of serving dishes, menus, what to shop
for and who will shop for it, and so on. Our feast has the
tradition of three courses and many dishes. Most of the
cooking was done ahead and frozen over a number of evenings and
weekends to make it easier. The availability of two large
chest freezers was very handy. A lot of the same things that
go into a room party also apply to a a feast. The difference
is a lot more food, which means more preparation space, more help,
a large party room, more time, and ideally a good clean up
crew. Setting a budget is more important, so you have an
idea of what your cost per person will be. It is also
important to set a deadline for RSVPs so you can plan how much
food to make.
Our feast is not just about the food. It has become a
tradition to invite members of several other clubs, so we also
have an explanation of Klingon culture and a trivia competition
(with prizes donated by a local comic shop). The feast is
also a good time to give promotions and honour those who have made
contributions to KAG (I was very excited to get my vestai at the
feast), and it can't be said often enough, a chance to recruit
more Klingons and a chance to have fun.

For the feast and for the room
party we set up Facebook pages for the event and invited everyone
and encouraged people to invite their friends. We also put
up flyers about the feast at the room party to connect the two
events. Even before the feast happened, we knew we had
outgrown the space we have been in for so may years and decided to
look into a rental space, and started planning for a "KAG Fest"
next year: a full day celebration of fannish culture and food,
with workshops and displays from the various clubs as well as the
food and entertainment. We are expecting enthusiastic
support from other clubs and fannish organizations.
SFContario AER:
http://comms.kag.org/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=115
KAG Feast AER:
http://comms.kag.org/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=90
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